*licks lips* You wanna know how I got these scars? My father...was a drinker, and a fiend... and one day he came home more drunk than usual. Mommy grabs the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her. Then he turns around and he looks at me and he says: "Why so serious?" He starts coming toward me. Why so serious?!? He grabs me... and he sticks the knife in my mouth...*grabs victim and holds knife to face* and he says... Lets put a SMILE on that face!